friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: OH MAN
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Being at the gym and seeing every white person...
Holding a girls hand in public is just another way...
Remembering that one girl you’ve always showed off
Songs by The Weeknd are probably used all the time...
The beats so chill
No one gives a shit about these giveaways, all...